Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

Knee-deep in the Chilterns
Joined January 2011
This is a very hard thing to write, but my wife Jackie and I wanted you to know that our funny, love-filled, brave, charming, polite, totally unique, and just all-round wonderful eldest son Joe, 19, died yesterday in hospital in Oxford in our arms.
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Happy 77th birthday to Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi! Seen here discovered in a piece of fried halloumi.
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The beginning of half-term, or Covid-ski-week if you cast your mind back 5 years.
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Friday I'm... under a heated blanket.
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"During the 12 month period from October 2023 to September 2024, when the 20mph limit was in place, the number of casualties was 28% lower than the same period the year before." Well I'm sorry but this makes all the hassle worthwhile, actually.
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This abandoned trolley got me contemplating life today
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It’s traditional to play the bagpipes at a Burns Night supper. But only if you’ve been invited, it turns out, and you know how to play them.
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Look out for more of this crap. The unit of the Red Army that liberated Auschwitz wasn't Russian – it was the 60th Army of the First Ukrainian Front!
💬 #Zakharova: On January 27, we will mark 80 years since the liberation of the #AuschwitzBirkenau camp by the Red Army. Russian representatives have not been invited to the camp’s museum again. There will be nobody to thank the Soviet liberators at that commemoration event.
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My takeaway is the meek will inherit the earth because the wealthy will all relocate to Mars.
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I’m at the inauguration and it absolutely reeks, REEKS of onion rings.
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A couple of months ago I undertook a mission to visit the scene of the UK's most famous UFO sighting. You can read about my incredible adventure here, and see if I found any evidence of alien encounters.... (I didn't).
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Can you imagine if David Lynch had said yes to directing Return of the Jedi? It’s actually mind blowing. #StarWars
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Either this is the first sign of the rhubarb coming back to life in which case we know spring is lurking, it might still be zonked out under a duvet but it's there, or I'm growing a triffid and the end times are upon us.
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Sad that this is banned in America
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This is wonderful...
Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole. In memory of David Lynch, we will continue to explore the otherworldly and the unknown. We will focus not on the loss, but on what we gained from the years we shared this planet with you. We will see you in our dreams.
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A dubious editorial decision by the Daily Mail that risks glorifying one of the most evil men in history. Who cares about his air fryer recipes?
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