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Dr. Pepper will see you now

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Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening

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ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻@swagoloogOct 24

British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit

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Ron Iver@ronnui_Oct 23

A sneeze guard can't stop me. I'm gonna get that sneeze in there. Nice try though.

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jannel⁸⁶@jnnl36Oct 24

i love being canadian bruh this ghost walking tour is starting with a ghost doing a land acknowledgement

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@CarlisleDianaOct 23

I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right

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❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥

@tonyhawktrutherOct 23

Bars should have a creek out back with plentiful trout and water clean enough to drink

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chase@_chase_____Oct 22

do not attempt to reorganize your closet. u will only provoke it

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@fuckyourtwitt3rOct 21

before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb

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shy fawkes@butterbooterOct 22

fighting with your siblings is like oh you fucking ate my croissant? after I veiled your sins from larger society?

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chase@_chase_____Oct 22

where does marie condo stand on shoving a bunch of shit in ur closet and then closing the door

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sofiya@remarycoreOct 21

if my nickname among my friends was WORMTAIL i wouldve betrayed them too that sounds like a disease

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aberration in the artland of the deal@ThomasSilkenOct 21

standing up to go find a charger. god life is fucking relentless

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𓂃.☘︎@soUltravioletOct 20

I’ll admit it feels good to use more paper towels than necessary

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quotebot against humanity.@cIowneryismOct 20

“are you locked in?” no i'm tucked in GOODNIGHT

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grimy.ranarr@grimy_ranarrOct 19

I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being a RuneScape bot for halloween...

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Skip@thelovelyskipOct 18

😅

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َ@spiderlndOct 19

do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die

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294-53-6143@294_53_6143Oct 18

open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim

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“if you crave soda your body really needs hydration.” actually if i crave soda it’s because dr pepper makes my brain go “wheeeee!”

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