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Gigglemonger. A happy little Canadian troll mama, fighting disinformation and chasing a giggle. β€œWho shall troll the trolls?” (She/Her/#Muffin)

A tree (#deciduous)
Joined January 2021
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"a knack for stirring up online drama"πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸŽ€ 10/10, #Grok. NO NOTES. #SillyAntivaxxers #Flerfs #GetBoosted #WearAMaskSilly
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
If a bakery baking a cake for a gay wedding is "endorsing homosexuality”...then voting for a p*dophile is DEFINITELY endorsing p*dophilia. Hope that helps clear things up this midterm season!
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Looking for Nuvaxovid COVID vaccine in Ontario, Canada? Ontario has been shipping #Nuvaxovid from @SanofiCanada this week (Oct. 26) to some pharmacies across the province. Email [email protected] to ask for a list of pharmacies in your area that it was shipped to.🧡1/
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
This comment section is truly sad. Even someone needing to protect their 82-year-old mother gets criticized. The note under this post is also very confusing. Why is it difficult to maintain the Wear's position while breathing?
Weird convo at dentist today. I stopped going to her for cleanings as I found an independent hygienist who runs a solo practice & will N95 for me and open windows. Unfortunately I needed work done on a chipped tooth. Anyway, she points to the Airfanta wearable and asks β€œis that
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
ITS ALWAYS A LEGEND AND NEVER THAT FAT ORANGE FUCK
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
The Jonestown analogy is so good. People sipping the poison right in front of him. Give this man a Pulitzer.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Holy πŸ’© Canada is DOing something!!!!!!!
- PRESS RELEASE - Upper Air UV Pilot Project in Canadian Hospitals β€œAllowing 10% of our patients to get infected is unsustainable,” said Hunt. β€œThe cost is simply too high. Billions of dollars are spent on treatment, and many billions more are lost to the inefficiency of blocked beds.” accessnewswire.com/newsroom/…
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
31 thousand people labeling this OCD, mental health, out of touch with reality: y'all would be fighting handwashing in the 1800s, labeling it hysteria. Y'all would be calling HIV/AIDS β€œGRIDS” and saying condoms are big pharma brain washing you. Yall are the ones not in reality
At this point you genuinely have to ask what it would take for these people to stop acting like it's still 2020.
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Daily N95 wear has been a life-changer for me. Not being sick for 6 years was like getting 14-21 days back per year from a single acute illness. Let’s say 84-126 extra healthy days. It’s incredible when you think about it. Masks on planes =no brainer. Daily public masking? Same.
University of Hong Kong researchers analyzed 40 airplane outbreaks of COVID-19 and flu. Infection risk was highest near infected passengers. Models found N95 masks nearly eliminated transmission, while doubling ventilation alone was insufficient. pubs.acs.org/esthag/article/…
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
If he keeps saying things like that, it will become impossible for Canadians to pay for their own drinks in any bar in the democratic world.
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So smol πŸ†
how small is Ben’s penis that he has to pick on a tireless advocate for public health on this cesspool of a β€œsocial” site. Dude, can’t you just take up golf or something else when people become irrelevant?
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Congratulations Toronto. You knew the assignment and rid yourself of MAGA Brad. Now turn your eyes to ridding yourself of the Doug Ford cancer cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/o…
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My town: Family of 5 enters the grocery. Each one grabs a wipe meant to clean the grocery cart handle. Each one uses the disinfectant to clean their hands, thus protecting them from their own germs. The group then proceeds maskless into the store to inhale everyone else's germs.
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Welp, it’s already Everyone-I-Know-Has-CΓΆvid-Again season and not only have I not put up #Halloween decorations yet… I haven’t even had the decency to get sick in years. Damn this lil mask, #Muffins! 😷
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Someone finally put it into words
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
The widespread acceptance of the idea that 'Covid is over' while people are still constantly getting Covid over and over again.
What’s the weirdest thing society accepts as normal?
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Love seeing a #muffin in the wild πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸŽ€
Bahahaha
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
I just saw a commercial for Xocova. Why don’t we have this in Canada? We’re just supposed to get sick and develop long Covid β€” with no treatment for that? @GovCanHealth @PublicHealth
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AdoptATroll πŸŒ»πŸ—ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
It’s the 13th wave of Covid right now. The 13th spin of the chamber. Many lives were destroyed from waves 1 to 12, but every wave is an opportunity to join them. The NYT is saying it out loud at last…
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It’s absolutely shameful. Do better, @SylviaJonesMPP, this is embarrassing, #Poodle.
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