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Fueled by curiosity, terrible jokes, & an unhealthy number of side projects. ⚠️ Politics

Pune, India
Joined April 2009
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You can clearly see neatly placed stubble pellets/cubes just where this staged burning is taking place @PunjabPoliceInd should investigate @ANI @AHindinews.. they are definitely staging this to blame Punjab so that the blame for Delhi pollution doesn't fall on nikammi Rekha
#WATCH पंजाब: फाजिल्का के एक खेत में पराली जलाई जा रही है।
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ANI doing their hands dirty for BJP ? Look at the closeup shot and that too with a masked man ? Staged video💯
#WATCH पंजाब: फाजिल्का के एक खेत में पराली जलाई जा रही है।
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"𝗕𝗵𝗮𝗮𝗴𝗻𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝘁 𝗡𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻 𝗚𝗮𝗱𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝗷𝗶. 𝗔𝗯 𝗺𝘂𝗵 𝗸𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗵 𝗯𝗮𝗵𝘂𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗮𝗸 𝗯𝗮𝗮𝘁 𝗷𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗴𝗶!" Kisko Dhaus De Rahe ho sir, khaya hain kya aap ka kucch, ke aap se phatengi meri... Honge aap Union Minister, ghanta Muje farak padta hain.. ab Karenge Ethanol ka Ethanol aur Petrol ka Petrol ... Mard ho toh Bhagyega Mat sir !" The entire nation is watching how the ultimate 𝗦𝘂𝗴𝗮𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆 of India operates. Your 𝗕𝗲𝘁𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝗱𝗵𝗮𝗼 𝗬𝗼𝗷𝗻𝗮 has turned your nepo kids into multi billionaires overnight while common taxpayers suffer. What massive invention did your sons create? Did they code like Steve Jobs or build rockets like Elon Musk? No! They are rich solely because they are your sons. Here is my open challenge to you. I am putting all my financial accounts in the public domain right now. Let ED CBI and NIA investigate both of us and our families from top to bottom. Let us take a live lie detector test on national television. Have the courage. Saamne aaiye aur jawab dijiye. Bhaagna mat! #EthanolScam BETA BADHAO YOJNA SUGAR DADDY @OGTeamBharat @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @theracemonkey @nachiket1982 @Shankyram2 @VishhalSJain @ShivrattanDhil1 My most explosive interview on @NavbharatTimes youtu.be/srUsWZoH4NA
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कितना डर-डर के जियेंगे हम? सारे चोर इकठ्ठा हो जाते हैं और सच दिखाने वाले को धमकाते हैं। मोदी-अडानी की जोड़ी ने पूरा देश लूट लिया। इस मामले में @sabeer ने एक डॉक्यूमेंट्री बनाई जिसमें दिखाया गया की कैसे इस जोड़ी ने देश की संपत्तियों को लूटा? @sabeer पर अडानी ने कोलकोता में मानहानि का केस कर दिया। हँसी आती है लुटेरों की भी मानहानि हो रही है। फ़िलहाल मैंने तय किया है, मैं उस डॉक्यूमेंट्री को दुबारा डालूँगा। आप भी देखिए और इस लूट के खेल की सच्चाई लोगों तक पहुँचाइए। देखते हैं कितना मानहानि का केस होता है? youtu.be/de_aQwDf_mw?si=ImJ7…
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Looks like a reel has hurt the right wing bhakt
I think @narendramodi govt is losing the battle of perceptions particularly on @instagram. Every day hundreds of propaganda reels are being made against the govt that is being forcibly pushed on the timelines of everyone, even when you don’t follow the makers. The platform has clearly picked a side. And @AshwiniVaishnaw’s ministry seems to be either clueless about it, or the babus are compromised. @blsanthosh
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Where is that Delhi trader association headed by the dumb Smriti Irani now ? This is not hurting their business 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
VIDEO | Delhi: BJP national president Nitin Nabin along with Chief Minister Rekha Gupta, MoS Harsh Malhotra and other leaders join the 'Loktantra Bachao Arajakta Hatao' Padyatra. Visuals from Chandani Chowk area. (Full video available on PTI Videos - ptivideos.com)
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"𝗠𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗸𝗵𝘂𝗹𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗸𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗮𝗸𝗵𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗮 𝗺𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗸𝗵 𝗸𝗮𝗿 𝗡𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻 𝗚𝗮𝗱𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝗷𝗶 𝗸𝗼!" Yeh nanga naach band hona chahiye! Main aankhon mein, camera mein dekh kar khule aam challenge karta hoon Shri Nitin Gadkari ji ko aur mera Ek bhi shabd jhoot ho toh mujh par case kijiye agar aap mein himmat hai aur haan sir, dhamki dena band karein patrakaron ko! Petroleum mantralaya mein hamein bataya gaya ki inki Ethanol distilleries ko PSU Banks se karib 𝟭 𝗹𝗮𝗸𝗵 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗿𝗲 ka loan mila hai! Aapke paise se inko loan milta hai, ye ethanol banate hain, aur kyunki koi kharid nahi raha kyunki yeh mehenga hai, toh yeh seedha hamari gaadi mein 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗵𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝗶! Aur suniye! Inki meetings mein Nitin Gadkari ji ke representatives baithe the! Industry ministry, agriculture ministry aur petroleum ministry ki meeting mein inke log kyun baithe hain? Unke Secretary level ke log baithe hain wahan! Yeh Ethanol policy Shri Nitin Gadkari ji isliye perceptionally chala rahe hain kyunki unke khud ke bachhon ka aur dusre netaon ke bacchaon ka Ethanol ka dhandha hai! Yeh galat hai, ek 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁 hai, aur sirf unka nahi, saare netaon ka conflict of interest hain! Yeh khullam khulla loot hai aur hum chup nahi baithenge! #EthanolScam Sugar Daddy BETA BADHAO YOJNA @OGTeamBharat @Nidhzee @FactswithDinesh @neha_laldas @AbhinayWithYou @theracemonkey @nachiket1982 @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @ShivrattanDhil1 #TeamBharat
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Wow
Introducing Reality-Aware Rendering in @Simulon, a completely new way to create with the real world. Place neural assets with your phone and act out the scene. When you stop recording, Simulon renders the take, reading everything in it (what you do, what you say and the place around you), and your assets respond to all of it. The final is regenerated from your recording: a new performance of the scene, not a copy of the footage. Available now on iPhone. Coming to Android soon.
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Over a year of “paid campaign” allegations. Repeated every few days. Yet where’s the proof? @nitin_gadkari invokes a ₹22 lakh crore oil lobby to discredit citizens questioning E20. But: - ₹22 lakh crore: Where’s the evidence? - The alleged lobby: Who are they? - ARAI & SIAM reports: Why keep the data hidden? - Ethanol blending: Why disown responsibility in the High Court? Here’s the irony: Team Bharat has actually exposed coordinated paid campaigns attacking E20 critics - and influencer campaigns praising Gadkari for E20, even as he tells the High Court he has nothing to do with ethanol blending. Over a year of allegations against critics. Where is the evidence behind his own claims? @OGTeamBharat follows the evidence. Will Gadkari answer the questions? #EthanolScam
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they protest but still do rides!! do they have any ethics for real?
Pune’s auto and cab unions have called for protests today and on Nov 2 against bike taxis. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Do these people even work? Always protesting.
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GYANU MUST GO! The Cockroach Janta Party extends its support to the INDIA Bloc’s November 1 rally. Nation above all! #JaiBhim #JaiHind
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!Joey 🔕 retweeted
Hey @Microsoft , I will give you an idea to do layoffs. 1. Open youtube... Search "Day in life of a Microsoft Engineer". 2. You will get list of people who only eat but do not work in office. 3. Layoff them
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Only if Donald Trump would have tweeted this instead of Rahul Gandhi , the reply would have been different!
Being the LoP @RahulGandhi, I suggest you refrain from politicising every issue. Also, casually labelling commercial and legal matters as criminal is unacceptable. You have repeatedly decried the successes of Indian industry & our entrepreneurs. Now, are you trying to incite our business leaders to join you in spreading distrust & toxicity? For decades, your party had smothered the spirit of the Indian entrepreneurs under the stifling ‘Licence-Quota Raj’ & inflicted poverty on crores of Indians. On the other hand, our government led by PM @narendramodi values the Indian industry as job creators & drivers of economic growth. Our policies have been tailored to enable enterprise, support industry and encourage investment. Political parties, leaders, governments and institutions share an equal responsibility to support our industry, strengthen our farmers and secure the future of our youth. Therefore, it is essential to engage constructively rather than casting baseless aspersions to suit your narrow political motives. The Constitution of India ensures justice to all its citizens & our Honourable Courts are entrusted with upholding it. History is witness to the shoddy manner in which you, your party and the PMs belonging to your party have demeaned the judiciary. So Rahul ji, refrain from seeing ghosts everywhere.
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आहो @PMCPune आम्हाला चालत जावा रस्त्यावर म्हण्या आधी तुमच काम आधी करा. सगळीकडे encroachments. हा आहे Aundh Road, जिथं tempos permanently parked असतात. म्हणे राजकीय लोकांचे आहेत. Have guts to take action or only will you give gyan to citizens to walk on roads? @PMCPune @navalMH @mohol_murlidhar @SunetraA_Pawar
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The problem with this man is that he has a mic ! Only one way communication, he comes, utters and goes away and come me back later again saying it was all noise! In between whatever citizens are saying gets pressed as “paid campaign “ and blah blah! How can you argue with him
Union Minister Nitin Gadkari says the outrage over E20 petrol three months ago was a “paid campaign” and has now died down. LOL. It was the Indian government that hired influencers to push pro-E20 propaganda, including Abhishek Malhan, Mahesh Keshwala, Arun Kushwah, RJ Naved, RJ Praveen, Neha Nagar, Sanjay Kathuria, Vishal Rattewal and several others. The government pays influencers to promote E20, then dismisses criticism as a 'paid campaign'. Quite the irony no @nitin_gadkari ji 🙄 Let me remind you of videos by influencers to push pro-E20 propaganda. Thread 🧵👇🏼
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The shortest leak and its investigation! The learning is that forked repos can get deleted automatically! Never knew something like could happen. Shouldn’t fork mean - you got a copy of original ?
ok update on the deleted repo thing, since it kind of blew up first, some context on why i posted it like that. there have been so many security incidents lately that my brain is basically stuck in alert mode. so when i saw a stranger in our audit log deleting a private repo, i assumed the worst. we figured out what happened. nobody hacked us, and it wasn't a github bug. that repo was a private fork of a repo owned by @StainlessAPI, the company that generated our SDKs. our entire SDK pipeline ran on it. Stainless got acquired by @AnthropicAI back in may. and on october 27, with zero heads-up to us, someone there deleted their copy of the repo. turns out when you delete a private repo on github, every private fork of it gets deleted too. same request, under two seconds. and our audit log shows the person who deleted *their* repo as the one who deleted *ours*. that's why it looked like a random outsider walked into our org and nuked something. no email. no "hey, we're cleaning these up, grab a copy." just gone, along with the production repo behind every one of our SDKs. github support walked us through all of it within a day, which, genuinely, thank you. one ask though @github: put this in the audit log. right now the event for our repo just says "repo.destroy" by an outside user. if it said "deleted because upstream fork parent X was deleted", we'd have understood it in two minutes instead of spending a night thinking we'd been breached. we had a local clone, so we pushed it back up as a standalone repo and the SDKs are running again. if you were a Stainless customer and you've got anything living as a private fork of one of their repos, go detach it today. it takes ten minutes. their delete is your delete.
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wow this is so cool thing to have handy.
This is the kind of initiative I want to fund overcharged.in/
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Pune and @PuneCityPolice !
#Pune: A woman police constable was caught driving drunk on the wrong side of the road in Pune’s Manjari early Tuesday. The car reportedly had no number plate. After videos went viral, Pune Police initiated steps to register an FIR and suspend her. #Watch
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Breaking: Nitin Gadkari has discovered a fuel that costs ₹25/litre. All you need is a fuel that costs ₹100. The recipe: - Buy ethanol at ₹70/L, the rate OMCs pay. Notice it has ~30% less energy, so you burn ~1.4 litres to go as far as one litre of petrol. Congratulations, that's ₹100 per petrol-equivalent litre. - Put it in a hybrid and say the car "generates 60% electricity," as if the engine were a solar farm and not the thing burning the fuel. - Divide by whatever number gets you to ₹25. Do not show the working. That "free" electricity is the engine burning fuel plus braking energy recaptured. A petrol hybrid does it too. So the genius here is the hybrid battery, and ethanol gets the credit. Bonus nostalgia: in 2023 the same formula, 60% ethanol and 40% electricity, gave us "petrol at ₹15/litre." Pump prices missed that one by about ₹90. Three years on, the inflation-adjusted miracle is ₹25. Economics is the study of what things cost. Gadkari's version is the study of what they cost if you don't count the cost. PR is free. Physics and procurement prices aren't. 15 Rupaye mein petrol, 2 saal mein Amreeka ke barabar road infra, flying buses, Dubai prince asking the PM to export Gadkari for 6 months.. the list is endless. BS by NiGa can be a full webseries. @OGTeamBharat @tehseenp @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @Shankyram2
🚨 Nitin Gadkari Announces Massive Fuel Cost Savings! • Petrol: ₹120/litre • Diesel: ₹110/litre • Electricity: ₹20 per unit • Ethanol-based fuel: ₹25–30 "Alternative fuels could significantly reduce transportation costs on Highways"🎯
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The whole farmers getting benefited is a staged lie! Only a selected few will be benefited rest are just pawns
Modi government defends E20 by claiming it benefits farmers. Petroleum minister even put a number to it: Rs 1,40,000 crore. We investigated this on the ground, interviewing farmers who grow the food crops being used to make ethanol. Here is what we found: scroll.in/article/1096679/wh…
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